Girls, put on your pants please

Wear nice pants of you are about to get drunk while out on a booze session with your friends. And yes, this only applies if you are a girl.

This is indeed a neat piece of advice from the police in England to all the party girls out there.

Why pants? Because, if you are too drunk and fall down, no one will then see your unexposed parts.

A Suffolk police safety campaign, as carried by a girly magazine, says:

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended - for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax."

What logic is this? Are the police putting more attention to the modesty of these girls than their drunken behaviour? I live in a university city in England and I know how these drunken girls behave – they become loud, rude and start bullying people and totally don’t care what’s happening around them. Is that behaviour okay then?