Crash, Bang and Wallop

I liked the way The Sun (from UK) reported Manchester United’s unexpected loss to West Ham yesterday. Here is an excerpt:

CRASH: His (Alex Ferguson) smile turned to despair as sensational goals from Frank Lampard and Didier Drogba gave Jose Mourinho’s side a stunning last-gasp win at Goodison.

BANG: United missed a host of chances to ease away from Chelsea at the top of the table.

WALLOP: Fergie’s day got worse when Nigel Reo-Coker blew the title race wide open with a thrilling winner that cut United’s lead to just two points.

And what an excellent heading too - Fergie choked by Ham 'n Egg.