By a man’s pants shall ye judge him

"If you’re going to show your willy to carefully-targeted strangers on jam-packed commuter trains, then obviously you want to wear something that you can whip open and closed in a trice, not something that’s going to require seconds of awkward, double--handed fumbling."

Does this make any sense? Apparently in the UK, a judge has been cleared of flashing because of the brief (underwear) he was wearing.

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