The alternate dictionary

Perhaps this is more useful for Indians (no harm or disrespect intended)

1. antibody - against everyone
2. artery - the study of fine paintings
3. bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
4. bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
5. caesarian section - a district in Rome
6. cardiology - advanced study of poker playing
7. cat scan - searching for lost kitty
8. coma - punctuation mark
9. cyst - a short for sister
10. diagnosis - person with slanted nose
11. dilate - the late British Princess Diana
12. enema - not a friend
13. false labour - pretending to work
14. genes - blue denim
15. hernia - she is close by
16. hymen - greeting to several males
17. impotent - distinguished / well-known
18. labour pain - hurt at work
19. menopause - men no wait
20. microbes - small dressing go