Help is a ring away

A totally imaginative phone call:

Caller: Hello! Hello? Is this MIC hotline?
MIC Hotline: Yes this is MIC hotline. How can I help you?

Caller: Thank god you picked up the phone. I have a complain to make.
MIC Hotline: What is it?

Caller: The great leader promised to rebuild the Tamil school in my estate. He made this promise a few years ago and so far nothing has happened....
MIC Hotline: Errr...Datuk Seri is busy today. We will tell him.

Caller: Also there is this old temple here. The local council wants to demolish it. Can MIC stop it?
MIC Hotline: Hmmm...As I said Datuk Seri is busy today, we will pass your message to him

Caller: And we are also facing problems in getting our children into the local universities. Can you ....
MIC Hotline: We will inform Datuk Seri about your call

Caller: By the way, my friends and I have decided we want to just give away our Maika shares back to Maika. Also we want to donate to the new medical campus. How do we go about it?
MIC Hotline: Hello! Vanakkam, this is Datuk Seri here. How many shares do you have?

Background story:

MIC will set up a telephone complaint hotline for ethnic Indians following a massive rally by the minority group to demand equality and fair treatment in Muslim-majority Malaysia.

The hotline will allow Indians to call and complain about any grievances they may have.

More here.